Solar Springs Health Retreat, Bundanoon

Morning stretch class? The only morning stretch I do is reaching over to hit the snooze button. But there I was. Seven am. Yoga mat. At a health retreat in the Southern Highlands. A pig just flew by.

I don't remember seeing the words "health retreat" on the 24-hour media invite to Solar Springs. I just remember the words massage, relax and massage. And did I mention they do massages? Oh god,